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Call me old fashion but I try to stay away from relationships that already have two participants

deem0nz: what

deem0nz:

what

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The 9 Types Of Hangover We've All Endured ↘

You really shouldn’t experience any of these more than twice a week. Please read sensibly.

This is what my life is made out of a lot of the time. well.

fuckyeahillustrativeart:

Zarnala via Deviantart 

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i want to go on a propaganda tour in north and become indoctrinated

sounds fun

How I feel about my bed in the mornings

whatshouldwecallme:

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In Israel, the purpose of plush toys appears to be to instruct children in the vital lesson of coping with constant terror.

In Israel, the purpose of plush toys appears to be to instruct children in the vital lesson of coping with constant terror.

sleaziness is the true international language.

people gotta understand the demarcation of religion and science as well as other systems of thought and social systems is a European idea from the Enlightenment era that doesn’t have analogues in non-Western cultures and societies so there’s really no way to say “fuck religion” without basically saying “fuck all non-Western cultures”

sigh

A Shitty Haiku

The most psychotic

bitties in my life have been

vegetarians

NOTHING LIKE GETTING ABUSED BY THE TURKISH POLICE ON A MONDAY NIGHT

truly only content

with 3 beers inside of me

no more no less.

does that make me an alcoholic

….

think so

paleskinblackheart: gaggedandtied: Indeed ;) Well then.

paleskinblackheart:

gaggedandtied:

Indeed ;)

Well then.

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“do u like drinking coke”

the most bewildering facebook message I have ever received from a random turk