You really shouldn’t experience any of these more than twice a week. Please read sensibly.
This is what my life is made out of a lot of the time. well.
i want to go on a propaganda tour in north and become indoctrinated
How I feel about my bed in the mornings
In Israel, the purpose of plush toys appears to be to instruct children in the vital lesson of coping with constant terror.
sleaziness is the true international language.
people gotta understand the demarcation of religion and science as well as other systems of thought and social systems is a European idea from the Enlightenment era that doesn’t have analogues in non-Western cultures and societies so there’s really no way to say “fuck religion” without basically saying “fuck all non-Western cultures”
A Shitty Haiku
The most psychotic
bitties in my life have been
NOTHING LIKE GETTING ABUSED BY THE TURKISH POLICE ON A MONDAY NIGHT
truly only content
with 3 beers inside of me
no more no less.
does that make me an alcoholic
“do u like drinking coke”
the most bewildering facebook message I have ever received from a random turk